And so it was that one day, a fluffy white & tan CAT appeared sauntering through the neighborhood with no real agenda, or so it seemed. Sometimes, what’s essential IS invisible to the eye, as that CAT was on a mission and needed some assistance… Let’s listen in for WHAT. HAPPENS. NEXT. –The Gang.
We’ll begin at the beginning.
FADE IN:
EXT. KATIE’S WESTSIDE HOUSE
Former Suit, KATIE noticed the cat and pointed it out to her husband, the GEAR GUY.
KATIE
That one… Seen ‘em before?
He strains his eyes.
GEAR GUY
The fence one… has Grey & White fur?? The… Looks like… Tan & White… First time for my eyes. (pause)
Interesting… Seems to be working the ‘hood.
KATIE
Even more interesting… It turned around when I said ‘Kee-Kee’ but then was like, ‘Meh’…
GEAR GUY
Well… I’ll add ‘em to the FERREL KAT watch list when I close out for the evenings.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. SWIFT STREET
It also just so happened that same day, RC the Gremlin / Storyteller was having a meetup with the WANDER / WONDER (WONDER / WANDER) Kat, MR SQUEEK that started in the alley behind NEW LEAF.
RC THE GREMLIN
Dude… You’re hard to catch-up with…
That surprises you??
MR SQUEEK
Yes, and… That surprises you?
RC gives him a look.
RC THE GREMLIN
Guess not… DoorKAT days… You were more stationary, and now… You’re a lean, wandering machine…
MR SQUEEK
Been working on that explosive energy thing… Comes in handy around here.
Plyometrics? Box jumping and darting?
RC THE GREMLIN
Plyometrics? Box jumping and darting?
MR SQUEEK
It’s coming back to me… but… man did I get soft…
A distracted RC tilts his head and squints his eyes. Mr Squeek follows RC’s eyes. In the distance, approaching them is a four-legged creature.
RC THE GREMLIN
Soft? You? Nah! But that one…
MR SQUEEK
FLUFFY KAT at 2’O Clock. Gotta be an INDOOR KAT…
RC THE GREMLIN
Heading our way…
MR SQUEEK
Guess we can get ‘is story…
The saunter turns into a wobble-dash with a dart behind a row of recycle bins.
RC THE GREMLIN
What the…?
MR SQUEEK
That was weird… Hiding from…?
They hear a voice. It’s coming from a WHITE RAV4 with a dog in the co-pilot seat…
MAC-TA-VISH… MAC-TA-VISH… !!
THE RAV VOICE
MAC-TA-VISH… MAC-TA-VISH…
The dog seems to be calling out as well.
RC THE GREMLIN
So FLUFFY KAT’s name is …
MR SQUEEK
MacTavish? What kinda name is that?
RC whips out his RAZR phone. Mr Squeek is shaking his head.
MR SQUEEK
I’d wander off too…
RC THE GREMLIN
Well… It’s Scottish and apparently a lead character in CALL OF DUTY.
MR SQUEEK
That’s most definitely NOT a bad ass video game Kee-Kee. I’ll go with throwback Scottish relative of RAV-LADY…
While they we debating, FLUFFY KAT, wobble-wandered over and in a very strange accent, he spoke.
FLUFFY KAT
Ya BAYS… from round here?
MR SQUEEK
And you are… ?
FLUFFY KAT
Presently on the run… that RAV4 Lady… Can’t take it any more…
Just then he bolts for the recycle bin as the RAV has started another pass through the alley.
Both RC and Squeek shake their heads and motion to the dog for them to move on. Then, RC jogs over to the “hidey” spot.
RC THE GREMLIN
Coast is clear FLUFFY KAT…
FLUFFY KAT
Dang… And that’s why I’m trying to get away… Gots to get my scruff on and she…
RC THE GREMLIN
It’s okay bro. Right, Squeekster?
How long were you in for…?
Fluffy shakes his head.
Too long. Outta shape… Don’t like it. Can you guys…?
MR SQUEEK
How long were you in for…?
Fluffy shakes his head.
FLUFFY KAT
Too long. Outta shape… Don’t like it. Can you guys…?
RC THE GREMLIN
Sure…
MR SQUEEK
We can try… But it might be too late, ya know…
RC THE GREMLIN
Put ‘em on your program, Squeek… Whatda think??
Training by day…
MR SQUEEK
Oh man… It’ll… Slow me…
FLUFFY KAT
Please… Boot camp me… Gotta get back to my INDY roots… SCRUFFY INDY roots… then I promise…
Mr Squeek gives him a long uncomfortable stare while RC is still playing around with his RAZR.
RAZR TUNES
Like a true nature’s child… We were born, born to be wild…
RC THE GREMLIN
We can climb so high I never wanna die…
Born to be wild…!!
MR SQUEEK
Born to be wild… !!
RC THE GREMLIN
We got you, bro…
FADE OUT.
That’s a Wrap…
We’ll close with an EPILOGUE.
What happens next is… Mirroring the Easy Rider YouTube, the three of them go out on an adventure that also includes training (working in with TOADY FITNESS).
Now upon listening to / observing this particular interaction, WE were reminded of this story which appeared in the indy film, “FINDING JOE” :
Think of MAC-TAV as the Tiger…
Anyway, he’s in good hands with “The BAYs”…
Bonus Video (s)…
Want to learn about this Plyo-Training??
This is an Intro to Plyometric Training
And now for your walk-off / closing tune…
Stay tuned for WHAT. HAPPENS. NEXT…
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-The Gang
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